Fuck The World: I Just Want Sleep

Now let me start by saying that I am not a morning person by nature. In fact, I hate mornings. When I woke up today I was having the most amazing dream. You know the ones that could easily be made into a movie. The kind of dream that leaves you cursing that you didn’t find out the dramatic climax.

The city around me was a sinking ship. The water had risen and only the tallest buildings still remained. I was with a hot girl, wooing her as we boated to the different hotels that survived the flood. We were trying to get a room so we could make it through the devastation. And, well.. you know what else.

Here’s the twist. The hotels knew they were in a cash cow so they were charging $1000 per night. Crazy! I guess my dream had large religious under-tones as I tried to persuade the hotels to go all Noah on our ass and let us the fuck into the hotel so we could survive. Alas! I woke up just as my dream was hitting a hard-worked climax. I was about to become the hero for the hot girl and finally get the booty I desired but instead I got woken up by my irritating alarm!

“BEEP BEEP BEEP”

Why am I telling you this? Because I know that you’ve had dreams where you just wanted to go back to sleep and finish the ending. You’ve tried, and maybe even sometimes succeeded in doing so. But when you finally woke up you probably found yourself just as tired and playing catch up on the day.

I know it’s hard when you’re having a great dream to accept the fact that you should just get up out of bed when you’re alarm goes off. You can have all the justifications in the world to go back to sleep. You can let Resistance win, or you can kick it in the ass, punch it in the nose and get on with making your day successful.

I want to start a campaign entitled ‘Fuck You: Snooze Button’.

I am a victim to ‘The Snooze’ way too often and I know you are too. Together, we can unite and wake the fuck up when we should. Together we can unite and get out of life what we deserve. Together we can unite and start living our dreams instead of going back to sleep and imagining them.

I don’t care if your balls deep in Jessica Alba, when that alarm goes off stop dreaming and get out of bed.

Next time you wake up. Think to yourself, ‘Do I want to spend my time dreaming of who I want to be, or do I want to wake up and BECOME the person I want to be’.

The choice is yours.